The Wilderness Reserve

Do not take this post seriously and do not get offended.
Starting off with a disclaimer always assures an interesting read...
For my type class, I have a project to design a logo for a FICTICIOUS restaurant. As an environmentally aware individual, I choose to create "The Wilderness Reserve”, specializing in all sorts of endangered species delicacies. I'm creating the logo, slogan, full-page ad, and product application on a shirt, hat, etc....
I'm looking for some good recipes...for example, my instructor suggested "Spotted Owl Pie." If you have any creative menu items, please feel free to state your ideas. I'm looking for eye-catching, and taboo, critter recipes.
I do not want any environmental, animal fanatics getting pissed off. This is not a serious idea or concept; its for humorous and educational purposes only.