Naked Hugging

I recently avocated the idea of naked hugging. Everyone loves hugs, and being naked while performing this action would increase it's enjoyment. Upon releasing my new theory, Kristin quickly pointed out several flaws. Here are her thoughts on the matter.

I don't think that your "naked hugging" philosphy really holds true. I can think of many situations in which naked hugging would not solve the problem, say the middle east. I don't think that if all the Isrealites hugged the Palistinians while naked that anything would be solved. On the plus side, no one could bring a bomb or weapon to the affair, so no suicide bombings. Or at least, it would have to be a very strategically placed bomb to go unnoticed. Take the leader of North Korea and the leaders of the UN. If they all hugged, North Korea would still wouldn't cooperate with nuclear weapons. You would just have a lot of different ethnicities hugging each other and probablly a very uncomfortable situation. can you see Kofi Annan seriously hugging anyone naked?
Just to really push this point home, next time you have a problem with mom or she's really annoying you, do you really seriously in any dimention or other world, see yourself hugging her naked? let's not even go there. I think through my 3 examples, you have seen that naked hugging is not a thorough theory. If you recall the scientific method or whatever we learned in middlle school, it should not be considered a theory any more. Iit should be down graded to a tropical depression; or whatever is the level below theory. Please make such a note in your profile that there are exempt cases to your claim so that others are not confused as well. You don't want George Bush to read that and go cuddle with John Kerry.
Have a nice day,
Kristin